In digging through some old AOL files, I found this...
1.) The Female always makes the rules.
2.) The rules are subject to change at any time without prior knowledge.
3.) No Male can possibly know all the rules.
4.) If the Female suspects the Male knows all the rules, She must
immediately change some or all of the rules.
5.) The Female is never wrong.
6.) If the Female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a
direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.
7.) If "Rule 6" applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the
misunderstanding.
8.) The Female may change her mind at any time.
9.) The Male must never change his mind without the expressed written
consent of the Female.
10.) The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11.) The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to
be angry or upset.
12.) The Female must, under no circumstance, let the Male know whether or
not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13.) The Male is expected to mind read at all times.
14.) If the Female has P.M.S., all the rules are null and void.
15.) The Female is ready when she is ready.
16.) The Male must be ready at all times.
1.) The Female always makes the rules.
2.) The rules are subject to change at any time without prior knowledge.
3.) No Male can possibly know all the rules.
4.) If the Female suspects the Male knows all the rules, She must
immediately change some or all of the rules.
5.) The Female is never wrong.
6.) If the Female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a
direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.
7.) If "Rule 6" applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the
misunderstanding.
8.) The Female may change her mind at any time.
9.) The Male must never change his mind without the expressed written
consent of the Female.
10.) The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11.) The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to
be angry or upset.
12.) The Female must, under no circumstance, let the Male know whether or
not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13.) The Male is expected to mind read at all times.
14.) If the Female has P.M.S., all the rules are null and void.
15.) The Female is ready when she is ready.
16.) The Male must be ready at all times.